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Thursday, May 8th, 2008 (Mother's Day Greeting)
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April 22nd, 2008 (Happy Earth Day!)
"In the shower today I tried to think about the best advice I'd ever been given by another writer. There was something that someone said at my first Milford, about using style as a covering, but sooner or later you would have to walk naked down the street, that was useful... And then I remembered. It was Harlan Ellison about a decade ago. He said, "Hey. Gaiman. What's with the stubble? Every time I see you, you're stubbly. What is it? Some kind of English fashion statement?" "Not really." "Well? Don't they have razors in England for Chrissakes?" "If you must know, I don't like shaving because I have a really tough beard and sensitive skin. So by the time I've finished shaving I've usually scraped my face a bit. So I do it as little as possible." "Oh." He paused. "I've got that too. What you do is, you rub your stubble with hair conditioner. Leave it a couple of minutes, then wash it off. Then shave normally. Makes it really easy to shave. No scraping." I tried it. It works like a charm. Best advice from a writer I've ever received." |
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February 21st, 2008 (Movie Meme)
Rules: - Pick 15 of your favorite movies. - Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. - Post them here for everyone to guess. - Strike it out when someone guesses correctly and put who guessed it and the movie. - NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. 1. It's crooked! Just like your father! 2. You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. Japanese men all have beautiful bare skin. 3. 4. 5. Thank you. My real name... is plain... Jane Jones. 6. They're trying to sell our children to the zoo! Come on! Let's stop them! 7. 8. 9. Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be a permanent diet! 10. It's my best production ever. A pity your Mom will be the only audience... 11. Iny, miny, mino, mo. Who's the next motherfucker to go? 12. Enough already. Isn't it bad enough that you tell me you're a fucking homo? You have to rub it in my face? 13. If anyone dies while you are kept in your fallout room, move the body to another room in the house. Label the body with name and address, and cover it as tightly as possible in polythene, paper, sheets or blankets. If, however, you've had a body in the house for more than five days AND if it is safe to go outside, then you should bury the body for the time being in a trench or cover it with earth, and mark the spot of the burial. 14. I don't know what to say. It's like a penis...just smaller. 15. There was always something about him. Worldly, knowing, a bit famous, a bit old, which I suppose could be sexually magnetic, especially to a young person. It's like fornicating with God.
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January 14th, 2008 (:o!)
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